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I am Einstein.A bimbo one

According to Sha, there is a girl, name Fariza, with skinny bod and long legs!
Obviously that girl is not me.Let me highlight the point which does not point to me
Skinny bod and long legs
I'm short and stumpy. But I love saying that I'm petite and cute.LMAO
But the main point is that....it's like I've been struck by lightning and god is giving me signs to stop eating like pig.I appreciate the signs but that will never educate my brains (and my tummy) to live life as an anorexic (or bulimic, like Sha) ;p

Owh, and MOON IS NOT GETTING MARRIED.Not this year or next year.Thanks to Fiqah and her sources for the most shocking,head blowing rumor.Maybe in 5 years time KOT...I'm crossing my fingers for ya Moon.I sooooo wanted to bully a baby BADLY.Hahaha~!

Hmmm...I'm typing random topic as i'm having an Einstein moment on creating bimbo names.
Yup2.I love giving names to some random stuff
Like the 3 kittens that we have

• Bella Buttcheeks
• Ville Snyder
• Lola Loo

My fave is Bella.Coz her butt is cute.LOL

That's A Wrap

Cyberp has become a history of my life! (sanassa~sanassa~). Owh,or let me put it in a more sexy way
Tah-Tah Cyberpreneur ! (acting all french and stuff)

You can say that its a week that teach me how to cook and organize myself.And yes, im not enjoying the smell of onions that lingers at my fingers.eeew~!
But for the sake of mamalicious and its special chili dog(no,its not made of dog.stop giving me those lame ass joke as if hotdog didnt have any dog word in it).Im sacrificing myself -_-"

Owh,btw.Mamalicious stall made it into Utusan Malaysia(9th april issue).Pikachu was in it.Kitik too.They wrote that pikachu was proud to have group members that are talented in business field which i am pretty sure that she had not mention anything like that.Reporters are such liars!But Pikachu should said that kinda stuff. +peace!+

Midterm test.OVER & DONE.I can say that test 2 for Math 4 (Matematik Empat) is the most unprepared test i've ever took in my entire university life.Gosh!I've studied like....only 2 tutorial questions?DUH~ Up Next,Assignment week.Here I come!

There goes a summary of my shitty week.But thats not all.It seems that some people thinks that "makh and the gang"  has done something bad this week.Well,i dont know where they got this "makh & the gang" thinggy,but i'm pretty sure that "zaza & the gang" is way hotter.Dontcha think so?lol.
But...let me put it this way:
I AM 100% SURE THAT WE DID NOT MEANT TO SPREAD ANY RUMORS ABOUT ANYONE AS WE THINK THAT OUR TIME WORTH MORE THAN THAT.
There you go.Bold ,CAPITAL and underlined.

Owh,and if anyone thinks that MMU new dresscode is a total garbage.Let me tell you something.I'M AGREEING AND SUPPORTING AND WILLING TO HELP ANYONE WITH POWERS to stop this madness.

Sekian.Wassalam

p/s:HAPPY 23rd BIRTHDAY IMAH!

Maybe Flabby Baby

I simply love the lust and the occasional flings in life. You can go hype with all of this stuff and you can never get enough of it. Well,that is the hormones that's talking,not me.

Back to me and not the hormones.

The campus are now fill with younger people. Not that i'm old or anything. I'm just a genius kid with superpower brain cells to get me to this stage of education at such a young age.lalalalala~.

It's good to know that your class will be full with new interesting people rather than the same old person every year.I'm thirsty for a new blood in class.I need to get my eyes "focused".If you know what i mean.So do pity us in Melaka dear MMU admin.We need the crowd back here.

I'm back with my fat-and-flabby bod from thin-as-rake bod(hospital food just make me sick). My additional 3weeks holiday due to my back pain and dengue fever got me barred for the first time.
Can anybody find me a stripper club to celebrate this prestigious moment of life?

I'm on my holiday now and I'm going to be 21 this week!
MAJOR WHOA...
LOL

Be Realistic

When a girl gets annoyed with a girl.What do they do?
Yes,you got that right.

She bitch-talking about her with other people

That is so normal. Who wouldn't do that? You have to be an alien from the outerspace if you didn't (I bet aliens do too ;D ). But that would usually takes up to 3 minutes out of 60 minutes lunch break chat.Or worst, ZERO MINUTES as there are a lot of fashion victims in campus to be discussed about.

So remember, THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU.

Never think that people are constantly talking about you behind your back UNLESS you are having an affair with the governor,like Ashley Alexandra Dupré. Other than that, discussing about one people for 60 minutes a day and times that with 365 days a year, that would definitely bore me to death.

Are you still thinking that people are constantly talking about you?
That means, you are too full of yourself.Get real.

Note-to-self:
"Acting like someone else is a crime to your soul. As you are lying to yourself ,and make a fool laugh at you"

"people will always talk as human always do mistakes"

dear...urm...nothing

to all earth creature

SELAMAT HARI RAYA
MAAF ZAHIR BATIN

OK,take that off.too lame
but my point is

im sorry if i ever irritate or mess up with anyone's mind
just to make u guys sure that
I'LL CONTINUE DOING IT.MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

ok sayang-sayang sekalian.
no major changes
i still think that....(duh...like anyone cares or sumthing)

• Britney,Tyra,LiLo,Nicole PCD,Johnny Depp,M.Shadows,Wentworth,Brad Pitt,Ashraf are so damn hot.
• Pedophiles are disgusting
• Natasha is gedik
• Makhfudzah is super hot sexeyh!
• E*kin wears the same size as my 12y.o. sis
• Syu will never wear tight clothes
• Ika will never cut her hair short
• Sowphee = BAM BAM
• Qistina is my very own version of Lil Miss Perfect

till later
i know that you love me,
xoxo
fariza aziz

p/s: people!do not listen to Liz Phair's H.W.C song.bak kata nat : "OMG!HORROR!"

blablabla chapter 3

SKINNY is never SEXY.so why the hell people wanna lose weight???
hmmm...i know that i will never gonna walk on stage with only victoria secret on.

therefore,i can pig out as much as i want to! ^-^

ok...sha is doing her practical now.so i take her room! :D
hmm,but it feels weird.usually i'll be "lepak2" in her room and gossiping about whoever LA KAN...haha~!!
so yes,im very quiet now at home.unless anam is there.
SHA!CONTINUE YOUR DEGREE HERE LA MAKCIK!GEDIK LA U!!!BUT U NEVER GONNA GET UR ROOM BACK UNLESS HIDAYAH(my current roomate) IS MOVING OUT :D

i didnt write stuff about you on my post coz I KNOW that U KNOW that u are always in my mind.(xpayah la kite capub2kan kemesraan kite k...haha~!!!)

OWH,i have math test tommorow.WISH ME LUCK!
i used to be a freak who is deeply in love with math.
now...it is just more to like.yup2.NOT love

talking about math,i have this "list" about the subject that im taking now.
(ok...i sound like a mad person.which i am not!)
here you are,my "surroundings" aka subjects for this trimester:

math - my lovely ex which i SUMTYMS still adore

microprocessor - my worst enemy (damn u computer subject!)

circuit n signal - i just know the existance of this person.we were never close

basic econ,acc n mngment - i always like to be with it,just to get to know that OTHER person.haha~!!!

electromagnetic - my IM friend.never gonna meet,but always connect to each other

so there you go.my list of subject.i was supposed to take islamic studies but i cant.
i guess good people cant seem to find a reason to take em.ehem2.. ;p

CAKErace

there's been a birthday celebration at sara's kindergarden for all january-to-may babies.so yes,every (eager and demanding) kids bring their own cake.to my surprise,there's been a cake race!

who got the best cake?
which cake has the most toys on it?

omg...the world needs to teach this kids how to learn to appreciate(and behave).
well,we know that it is not totally their fault (yup2).

i am maybe not the most well-behave kid at my time but i know that i get what my mom bought for me and never to complain..OR ELSE,DOOM!
( but yesLAH...every kid have their own piece of mind to be rebelious about. mine is always about the dresses =p )

p/s:HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ALIA! she is 9 on last sunday.cheers!

blablabla chapter 2

final exam paper statistic:
over n out! ;)

news flash:
fariza is officially bored and full with lotsa free time in her hands

write more and you will talk less.didn't work for me :p
so here goes...i had quite a tussle with my last paper.but wth?! IT's OVER.that is all matter to me right now.i can cry and be all frustrated,L8R.

so muharram lend me a book called 'I AM MUSLIM' by Dina Zaman.let me comment0 a bit about the book.as a malaysian reader,i enjoy it very much.fun writing i must say.but if let say anam(my americanize arabic friend) reads it,she will be damn confused about the story line.ala....the sentence will always have our famous slang lahh...

speaking about -lah,let me list down what anam and i had gone through in our conversation from the first day we met.me,as her BM teacher and she,as my american-english teacher.

1. she said that malaysian people 'choke' on every word that have K
    snek vs snack
    it is like mengaji...they have their own qalqalah and all.ours is down right simple

2. she pronounce mahkota as mahkuta

3. cehh-lahh....
    she got excited with this cehh... thing.she even use it everytime she talks to us
    "cehh-lahh...."

4. malaysian people are small aka short,that's why they like to make everything short
    mahkota parade - mp
    mcdonald's - McD (i swear to god she didn't have a clue what it was ha ha )
    airconditioner - air-cond (but pure arab people use AC instead)
    jusco - jj

we always compare about everything.
about foods(food is always in my interest):
she told me that here,it is always small small small even McD is small.there,it is always large large large.big mac is like kiddie's meal there.

about shoes:
everybody have different color of flip-flops that can match with their shalwar kameez

etcetera...etcetera...etcetera...

if i ever move out,i'm going to miss her
(im writing this here coz she didnt know about the existence of my blog! ;p i dont want to be all sappy about it hahaha~)

blablabla chapter 1

final exam paper statistic (20/05/07):
4 down,1 to go.

new rumors that has been spreading around campus:
someone died in ixora(again???).haih....

i haven't started studying for my monday paper yet.owh,tomorrow is monday. (DARN!)
okkkk,i don't know why, but i've just finish watching akademi fantasia(finale~) and yes,i am shocked to know that i do know stuff from that reality program or probably i just talk too much about everything.i had this resolution about my talking habit.

I WANT TO TALK LESS (eg. merepek,mengomel,mengumpat,mengkritik etc....)

but yes,i failed  :(

p/s: i pray to god for an excellent result. god bless us all  ~<3

my mak

i am maybe not the smartest student in school,
i am maybe not the prettiest girl in town,
i am maybe not the coolest friend that you have,
i am maybe not the kindest person you've met,

even though i am not all that,
rest assured,that my mom is the best.

happy mother's day to all momS
you guys deserve tons of sweet things in this world

to my mom,i need my 'confession-list' in order to ask for your apologies.too many sins...too many lies... +yikes!+
i'll get back to this later (or never! haha~)

p/s: ma,i know that i always told you that you are old.but trust me,you will always be my kate moss! ;*